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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:02 pm

wehh....


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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:12 pm

Big Girls Dont Cry
May bakla na umamin sa pamilya na bakla siya. At pag maypipanood siyang teleserye at namamatay ang lead na crush niya siya ay naiyak

Habang nanonood ng katapusan ng isang palabas at namatay ang crush niya hindi siya umiyak . Kasama niya tatay niya
Tatay: WOW anak lalaking lalaki na a
Bakal: Siyempre tay alam mo sabi ni Fergie Big Girls Dont Cry



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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:13 pm

mag ka apilyido
isang araw ng linggo nag deliver sa barangay masikot ang coca cola Van nang pabalik na nasagasaan ang kambing ni Teryo at tinakbuhan ng driver. Pagkaraan ng isang linggo nag deliver ang pepsi cola Van di nila alam inaabangan sila ni Teryo para pagbayarin.
Teryo: Kailangan nyo bayaran ang kambing ko na sinagasaan nyo noong linggo.
Driver: Sir hindi kami nag deliver noong linggo, baka coca cola yon
Teryo: ah basta bayaran nyo dahil mag ka apilyido kau mag pinsan din kau.

Hehehehehe....
Tawa naman dyan....




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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:14 pm

10 commandments
anak: inay, anu po ba ang 10 commandments?

inay: anak yun ang mga sampung utos sa atin ng ating Diyos.

anak: ganun po?!?mabuti pa ang Diyos sampu lgn ang utos eh kayo po ang dami2x....hahahaha...




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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:15 pm


telephone
telephone:kkkkrrrrrrrinngggggggggg
yaya:hello po
lalaki:nasaan girlfriend ko
yaya:nasa taas po ser nakikipaglandian po ser
lalaki:******n mo sila
yaya:opo


after 3 minuites
yaya:ser patay na po sila
lalaki:tapon mo sila sa swimmng pool
yaya:ser wala po tayong swimming pool
lalaki:sorry wrong number




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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:16 pm

tae
pare1: ay may naapakan ako
ay tae
pare2: we tae ba
pare1: tikman natin di masarap tae yan pero pagmasarap yan di yan tae
(tinikman ng dalawa)
silang dalawa: ay tae



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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:19 pm

ang hirap kapag kay pedro
teacher: Juan 6+8 ano ang sagot???????????

juan: man 14 po ang sagot.......

teacher: tama very good Juan....

teacher:ikaw naman pedro 1+1??'???

Pedro :pambihira naman kayo mam kapag kay juan madali kapag sa akin mahirap .........isusumbong kita sa nanay ko




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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:33 pm

ano jessica??!?!

anung ndi maka move-on?

ndi ko magets...

maka move-on saan?

lolx!!

wla lng nmn.. nagalingan lng ako sa pasahe eh..
panu ako momove on dun? ahahahah!

prang pinaparinggan lng si aldrin!!

jokes!!

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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:46 pm

1 lcing
nkakta ng
mdre n nkaitim
bgla Òang
cnun2k, tndykan
at bnlibag!
Bug2 srd0 ang
mdre, tp0s

2mwa ang lcing
at cnbi

“la k plA bnAtbAt BATMAN e!
Paniizz!”

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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:46 pm

ANAK: tay,ano s english ang utot?

ITAY: wind of change

ANAK: eh,ang utot n wlng 2n0g?

ITAY: s0und of silence

ANAK: ang utot n my dlang ebak?

ITAY: dust in the wind

ANAK: eh,ang di cnsadyang utot?

ITAY: iyan ang careless whisper… hahaha

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