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aldrin
 
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jessica joyce
 
Number of posts: 313
Age: 15
Location: manila
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jessica joyce
Number of posts: 313
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Location: manila
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arianne
Number of posts: 82
Age: 14
Location: manila
Job/hobbies: ma2log
Points: 2
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Registration date: 2008-10-11
| | Subject: Re: Idiot Jokes Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:17 pm | |
| [b]student and teacher forbiden sex?
isang araw nag lalakad ang estudyanteng si justin teu nang makita niya ang crush niyang si ms. crespo
justin teu: good morning mam
ms.crespo: good morning to you too, looking good to day huh?
justin teu: yes mam
ms.crespo:would you like to go to my house justin? i'll teach you science cause i noticed have low grades in this subject.
justin teu: oh sure mam(nag-isip si justin ng mga malisyosong bagay kay ms.crespo)
nang pumunta na sila bahay ni ms.crespo pumunta sila sa kwarto ng guro.
ms.crespo: so justin do you know our next lesson?
justin teu: i know, i believe its the reproductive system
ms.crespo: you're right justin were gonna talk about the reproductive system or the study of sex.
justin teu: sex?(isip agad kantot)
ms.crespo: yes justin, can you point to me where you reproductive sytem is?
justin teu: uhh.... sure mam(inisip niya ngayon ang chance niya na makipag kantutan sa kanyang guro at alam niya na magugustuhan ni ms.crespo ang ari niya)
linabas ni justin ang kanyang patotoy at nagulat si ms.crespo
ms.crespo: oh may gad!! what are you doing justin!!!??
justin teu: ms.crespo i love u! mahal kita! alam kong msama ito pero hindi ko na maitatago ang pagmamahal ko sayo!! walang makakahinto ng pagmamahal ko sayo..
ms.crespo: no justin but.. i have a boyfriend already...
justin teu: i don't care anymore pls let's just do it..
ms.crespo: okay justin...
tapos sinirado ni justin ang ang ilaw tapos nag hubad silang dalawa at humiga sa kama
justin teu: ms.crespo are you ready??
ms.crespo: i am, but pls let me do it first
justin teu: first?
ms.crespo: yes, pls turn over first and do crawling position
justin teu: yes mam(nagtaka siya bakit)
maya maya nang nka position na sya, may na ramdaman siyang matigas na parang papasok sa kanyang puwetan.
justin teu: ARRRAAY!!!!!!!!
biglang napatayo si justin at binuksan ang ilaw
nakita niya na may ari ang kanyang napakamahal na guro
justin teu: anak ng p**a!!!!
ms.crespo: justin, what's the matter?!?
justin teu: ANO YAN!!!!! bakit ka may tite!!(gulat sa laki ng tite)
ms.crespo: didn't you know girls also have a penis like structure??
justin teu: di moko maloloko niyan!!!! BAKLA ka!! BAKLA! BAKLA!
ms.crespo: okay, i guess i can't hide this, pero nakita mo na ako at sabi mo mamahalin mo ko kahit anu mang yari!!
justin teu: pero hindi sa BAKLA!!
ms.crespo: pero mahal din kita!! akala ko isa ka lang ordinaryong estudyante pero iiba ka! gawin na natin justin, masarap din ito kahit sa puwetan
justin teu: ayoko nga!!
tumakbo si justin papunta sa pintuan pero napansin niya na nakalock ito
ms.crespo: it's too late justin. you have seen me. don't worry this won't hurt a lot
justin teu: HUWAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
YAN TULOY NA RAPE SI JUSTIN!!!! Alam niyo na, huwag magmahal kapag hindi ka sigurado  [/b] |
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arianne
Number of posts: 82
Age: 14
Location: manila
Job/hobbies: ma2log
Points: 2
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Registration date: 2008-10-11
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arianne
Number of posts: 82
Age: 14
Location: manila
Job/hobbies: ma2log
Points: 2
Reputation: 0
Registration date: 2008-10-11
| | Subject: Re: Idiot Jokes Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:19 pm | |
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starngbayanacu
 
Number of posts: 401
Age: 14
Location: maynila!
Job/hobbies: ewan haha
Humor: anu un?
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Registration date: 2008-10-17
| | Subject: Re: Idiot Jokes Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:23 pm | |
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arianne
Number of posts: 82
Age: 14
Location: manila
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| | Subject: Re: Idiot Jokes Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:26 pm | |
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arianne
Number of posts: 82
Age: 14
Location: manila
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Registration date: 2008-10-11
| | Subject: Re: Idiot Jokes Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:31 pm | |
| father vs. sakristan
nagpapayabangan cna father at sakristan kung ilang tsika babes na and dumaan sa kanilang mga kamay.
father: para magkaalam alam na, bukas, pagkatapos ng misa, isang pinto lang ng simbahan ang buksan mo. Tapos, pwesto tayo sa may pintuan. Lahat ng dadaang babae, kapag 'nakuha' ko na, ang sasabihin ko ay "ping". kapag 'nakuha' mo na rin, sasabihin mo ay "pung".
sakristan: oks father. Hehehe... tingnan natin kung cno ang mas matulis...
the next day, after the mass, pumusisyon ang dalawa sa may simbahan. may dumaan na seksing babae.
father: ping!
sakristan: pung!
lumabas tatlong hot babes..
father: ping! ping! ping!
sakristan: pung! pung! pung!
halos bawat lumalabas na babae sa simbahan, sasabihin ni father "ping" at follow-up si sakristan ng "pung". Close fight ika nga. Hanggang dalawang babae na lang ang natitira sa loob ng simbahan at mataimtim na nagdadasal. Pinagpawisan ng malamig ang sakristan.
maya-maya dumaan ang dalawang babae sa pinto.
father: ping! ping!
sakristan: walanghiya ka father!!! nanay at asawa ko yun!!!
winner: FATHER ... hehehe..... |
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arianne
Number of posts: 82
Age: 14
Location: manila
Job/hobbies: ma2log
Points: 2
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Registration date: 2008-10-11
| | Subject: Re: Idiot Jokes Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:33 pm | |
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