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PostSubject: Idiot Jokes   Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:04 am

*Professor: cno sa inyo ang nkaexperience having sex with ghosts????

tinaas ni juan ang kanyang kamay....

Professor: Really? ano ang feeling having sex with ghosts????
Juan: Ay putcha!!!! akala ko goats!!!


*bingi1: Pare, mamamalengke ka ba?
bingi2: Hindi, mamamalengke ako.
bingi1: Aahh. Ok. Akala ko kasi mamamalengke ka.
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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:08 am

*international competition para sa pinaka nakaka yuckie!!
contestants from u.s.a, japan and syempre pa, philippines.

lumabas pambato ng u.s.a. naka headband na mukhang rapper. nang tinanggal ang head band, pulos nana at sugat, with matching uod pa. ( sukang suka ang mga audiences )

sumunod ang pambato ng japan. naka long sleeves na ala-rakista. tinanggal ang long sleeves, pulos nana ang buong katawan. tumutulo pa at ang baho. ( halos himatayin lahat ng mga audience )

last but not d least, rumampa c mr. philippines. clean and neat at umiinom pa ng softdrinks. ni galos at pasa wala!!!

audience: booo... booo...

maya maya tinawag ni mr philippines si mr. u.s.a. biglang tinusok ng straw and ulo ni mr. usa na puno ng nana at sabay higop, at sabi...

"delicious.... hmmmm..."
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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:03 pm

erap sa museum..
(nkabasag ng vase tarnatang taranta ang attendant)


ATtendant: sir! 500 yrs. old na pu yang vase na yan!


erap: ay gnun ba? luma nmn pla ee kla cu bago..knabahan acu dun aa?!!
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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:05 pm

usapang liwba...

( sa isang mental.. naguusap ang tatlong baliw)


baliw1:acu ang precidente dto!!
baliw2:he!uala ka pal xken ee! acu c obamma! precdente ng america!
bliw3:at cnung nag sabi sau?
bliw2:ang Diyos!
bliw3:at kelan cu cnabi sau?!!
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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:35 pm

wee?
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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:02 pm

BOy:i know we are also matter..we cant occupy one space at the same tym! kea aalis nlng acu!
girl:peu geometrically we are parallel lines..but y cant we mit at one point?
boy:gramatically your verbs/actions are not correct ! thats y all the subjects are affected!
girl:in chemistry u have reacherd my boiling piont but now its reaching in to freezing point!
kea aalis nlng acu!


ganito mag LQ nag magsyotang parehong mataas amg IQ!!
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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:02 pm

wooh dba?

ang poge nla..
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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:57 pm

SAYANG
MRS: sa palagay mo, mahal, ilang taon na ako?
MR : kung titignan kita sa buhok 18 ka lang,
kung
nakatalikod 16 lang, kung sa kutis 22 lang.
Bale
total ay 56 sweetheart.



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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:57 pm

TAYUTAY
USE TAYUTAY IN A SENTENCE.

"NADAPA SI TATAY TAYUTAY..



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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:00 pm

Pasahe
Sa Isang Jeep

Pasahero: Mama, Magkano Po Yung Pasahe?

Driver: 7.50 Yung Minimum

Pasahero: (Dumukot Ito Sa Bulsa Para Kunin Yung Pera Niya, Ngunit sa Di Sinasadyang Dahilan Kulang Yung Pamasahe Niya.) Patay, Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Paano Kaya Ito? (Nag Isip Ito At Lumingon Sa Driver. Napansin Niya Na Duling Ito. Sabi Niya Sa Kanyang Sarili, Tama Duling Yung Driver Sigurado Pag Nagbigay Ako Ng 3.75 di Niya Mapapansin Na Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Kasi Doble Yung Paningin Nito. Inabot Niya Sa Driver Yung Pera.

Ngunit Laking Gulat Niya Nung May Sinabi Yung Driver Sa Kanya.

Driver: Kulang Ito!

Pasahero: Anong Kulang? Di Ba Sabi Mo 7.50 Yung Minimum?

Driver: Oo Nga 7.50 eh Dalawa Kaya Kayo.

Patay! Akala Mo Lusot Kana ha?




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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:02 pm

Mataas ang Timbang
Pedro: Pare, sobrang taba talaga ng Misis ko kaya't gusto niyang magbawas ng timbang!

Pablo: Sabihin mo sa Misis na mag Horseback riding siya.

Makaraan ang dalawang buwan.

Pedro: Kumusta naman ang resulta ng Horseback Riding !

Pablo: Nabawasan ng 40 Kilos ang kabayo!!



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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:39 am

kyna sa cp galing yan nuh?
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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:00 am

nice ang joke joke!
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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:16 pm

pohaha


anu ba yan jessica..


akalain mu un,
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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:18 pm

aaa
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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:01 pm

ang talino ng pagkakagawa ng "Pasahe sa isang Jeep" joke..


Very Happy

amff ala na ako masabing jokes!

ahahhah!
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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:28 pm

aldus
di
makamove-on

wahahe...



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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:33 pm

OU NGA EE



AKO DIN EE..

haha!
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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:34 pm

para
un
alng
di
kau
makamove-on
how
sad!!!

jokez!!

wahahe....




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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:59 pm

~~~ ANAK : Nay, pakaksalan daw po ako ni Jeff?…..INA : Yun naman pala, pero bakitmalungkot ka?….. ANAK : Kasi po wala po siyang religion, di siya naniniwala saDiyos, at di naniniwalang may langit at purgatoryo…..INA : Sige, pakasalan mo nasiya….sa ating dalawa niya malalaman na may langit at purgatoryo!~~~
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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:02 pm

wehh....


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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:12 pm

Big Girls Dont Cry
May bakla na umamin sa pamilya na bakla siya. At pag maypipanood siyang teleserye at namamatay ang lead na crush niya siya ay naiyak

Habang nanonood ng katapusan ng isang palabas at namatay ang crush niya hindi siya umiyak . Kasama niya tatay niya
Tatay: WOW anak lalaking lalaki na a
Bakal: Siyempre tay alam mo sabi ni Fergie Big Girls Dont Cry



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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:13 pm

mag ka apilyido
isang araw ng linggo nag deliver sa barangay masikot ang coca cola Van nang pabalik na nasagasaan ang kambing ni Teryo at tinakbuhan ng driver. Pagkaraan ng isang linggo nag deliver ang pepsi cola Van di nila alam inaabangan sila ni Teryo para pagbayarin.
Teryo: Kailangan nyo bayaran ang kambing ko na sinagasaan nyo noong linggo.
Driver: Sir hindi kami nag deliver noong linggo, baka coca cola yon
Teryo: ah basta bayaran nyo dahil mag ka apilyido kau mag pinsan din kau.

Hehehehehe....
Tawa naman dyan....




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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:14 pm

10 commandments
anak: inay, anu po ba ang 10 commandments?

inay: anak yun ang mga sampung utos sa atin ng ating Diyos.

anak: ganun po?!?mabuti pa ang Diyos sampu lgn ang utos eh kayo po ang dami2x....hahahaha...




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PostSubject: Re: Idiot Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:15 pm


telephone
telephone:kkkkrrrrrrrinngggggggggg
yaya:hello po
lalaki:nasaan girlfriend ko
yaya:nasa taas po ser nakikipaglandian po ser
lalaki:******n mo sila
yaya:opo


after 3 minuites
yaya:ser patay na po sila
lalaki:tapon mo sila sa swimmng pool
yaya:ser wala po tayong swimming pool
lalaki:sorry wrong number




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