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jessica joyce
Number of posts : 313 Age : 30 Location : manila Reputation : 0 Points : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-11
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jessica joyce
Number of posts : 313 Age : 30 Location : manila Reputation : 0 Points : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-11
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Budz_Slenda Chat Box Moderator
Number of posts : 444 Age : 30 Location : Manila Job/hobbies : Stupidyante Reputation : 0 Points : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-14
| Subject: Re: Idiot Jokes Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:33 pm | |
| ano jessica??!?!
anung ndi maka move-on?
ndi ko magets...
maka move-on saan?
lolx!!
wla lng nmn.. nagalingan lng ako sa pasahe eh.. panu ako momove on dun? ahahahah!
prang pinaparinggan lng si aldrin!!
jokes!! | |
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Budz_Slenda Chat Box Moderator
Number of posts : 444 Age : 30 Location : Manila Job/hobbies : Stupidyante Reputation : 0 Points : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-14
| Subject: Re: Idiot Jokes Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:46 pm | |
| 1 lcing nkakta ng mdre n nkaitim bgla Òang cnun2k, tndykan at bnlibag! Bug2 srd0 ang mdre, tp0s
2mwa ang lcing at cnbi
“la k plA bnAtbAt BATMAN e! Paniizz!” | |
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Budz_Slenda Chat Box Moderator
Number of posts : 444 Age : 30 Location : Manila Job/hobbies : Stupidyante Reputation : 0 Points : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-14
| Subject: Re: Idiot Jokes Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:46 pm | |
| ANAK: tay,ano s english ang utot?
ITAY: wind of change
ANAK: eh,ang utot n wlng 2n0g?
ITAY: s0und of silence
ANAK: ang utot n my dlang ebak?
ITAY: dust in the wind
ANAK: eh,ang di cnsadyang utot?
ITAY: iyan ang careless whisper… hahaha | |
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Budz_Slenda Chat Box Moderator
Number of posts : 444 Age : 30 Location : Manila Job/hobbies : Stupidyante Reputation : 0 Points : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-14
| Subject: Re: Idiot Jokes Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:47 pm | |
| Juan: pre,bilib tlg ako kay pedro!
Jose: bkit nmn?
Juan: isipin mo,10 siga nilabanan nya,di tinakbuhan!
Jose: wow! San mo nabalitaan?
Juan: sa burol niya. | |
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Budz_Slenda Chat Box Moderator
Number of posts : 444 Age : 30 Location : Manila Job/hobbies : Stupidyante Reputation : 0 Points : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-14
| Subject: Re: Idiot Jokes Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:47 pm | |
| PARROT: kpg hnila m 2ng kliwang paa q, kknta q. pg kanan, 22la nmn. BOY: wow galing nman! e pano pg sbay kung hnila paa u? PARROT: eh di mahu2l0g n aq tanga! | |
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Budz_Slenda Chat Box Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Idiot Jokes Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:48 pm | |
| SPECIAL PRAYER 4 GMA : ABA Naman GLORIA Puno Ka Na ng GRASYA! Ang YAMAN ng BANSA Ay SUMAIYO Na. Sa HUSAY ni GARCI Naging PEKENG PANGULO Ka! Bukod Kang MANDARAYA sa Babaeng Lahat. PINAGPALA Ring MANGKURAKOT, ASAWA MO’t ANAK. Kaya WALA Ng NATIRA sa AMEN. | |
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Budz_Slenda Chat Box Moderator
Number of posts : 444 Age : 30 Location : Manila Job/hobbies : Stupidyante Reputation : 0 Points : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-14
| Subject: Re: Idiot Jokes Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:53 pm | |
| Horse: Mahal na prinsesa,akoy dating prinsipe na isinumpa. Prinsesa: Ha!! Pag ba hinalikan kita babalik ka sa pagiging prinsipe?? Horse: Malakas ang sumpa,kailangan ch*pa... | |
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aldrin
Number of posts : 243 Age : 29 Location : Manila Humor : .. Reputation : 0 Points : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-10
| Subject: Re: Idiot Jokes Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:48 pm | |
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Budz_Slenda Chat Box Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Idiot Jokes Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:31 pm | |
| gs2 mo todo exposed? wahahha bastos eh.. | |
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jessica joyce
Number of posts : 313 Age : 30 Location : manila Reputation : 0 Points : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-11
| Subject: Re: Idiot Jokes Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:35 pm | |
| PANSARILING SALAWIKAIN BUHAT SA PANAHON NGAYON NO. 1: Pag binato ka ng bato BARILIN MU!.... (pesteng taong to...anu akala sau bobo!)
NO. 2: Ang buhay daw ay parang gulong, well for me its like a RING.(a gold ring)
NO. 3: Ang hindi lumingon sa pinanggalingan may dipirensya sa tainga.... (BUNGOL!may buog guro?...)
NO. 4: Ang karukhaan ay syang gabay sa pagpatay... (nawlan na kasi ng pera....)
NO. 5: Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika, ay mahigit pa sa mabaho at malansang SHARK. (woahhhhh.....hehehhe)
NO. 6: Ang umaayaw ay di nagwawagi, ang nagwawagi ay di umaayaw.... (kita nyo na ha? kaya dafat pag hingi ng bf nyo ng kiss wak na keu umayaw, di kayu magwawagi nyan...hehhe)
NO. 7: Ang taong walang kibo, ay kino COMATOSE. (angeeee)
NO. 8: Huli man daw at magaling, still,,,huli parin.... (waheheh)
NO. 9: Habang may buhay, may pag-asa. (Pero pag wala ng bigas tiyak mamamatay ka....)
NO. 10: Aanhin pa ang damu kung butil ng bigas ang hanap mu???? (Take mu vang kainin yung grass instead of rice???...think...hehehe)
NO. 11: Matalino man daw ang matsing..... MAS matalino parin si GLORIA.... (wahahaha)
No. 12: Kung anu ang puno, sya ang bunga... katulad ni GLORIA kagaya sa ina nya.... (heheehe..mafagkamalan vah....)
No. 13: Nasa ky GLORIA ang awa, at ang tao ang mga kawawa....(huhuhu)
NO. 14: Huwag kang magtiwala kahit kanino, Just lyk GLORIA, stranger kc sya eh... (manloloko fah! charz...wahehehe)
I AM SORRY NOH???? | |
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jessica joyce
Number of posts : 313 Age : 30 Location : manila Reputation : 0 Points : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-11
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jessica joyce
Number of posts : 313 Age : 30 Location : manila Reputation : 0 Points : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-11
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Budz_Slenda Chat Box Moderator
Number of posts : 444 Age : 30 Location : Manila Job/hobbies : Stupidyante Reputation : 0 Points : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-14
| Subject: Re: Idiot Jokes Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:57 pm | |
| huwaaaw! | |
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aldrin
Number of posts : 243 Age : 29 Location : Manila Humor : .. Reputation : 0 Points : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-10
| Subject: Re: Idiot Jokes Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:32 am | |
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jessica joyce
Number of posts : 313 Age : 30 Location : manila Reputation : 0 Points : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-11
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jessica joyce
Number of posts : 313 Age : 30 Location : manila Reputation : 0 Points : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-11
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arianne
Number of posts : 82 Age : 29 Location : manila Job/hobbies : ma2log Reputation : 0 Points : 2 Registration date : 2008-10-11
| Subject: Re: Idiot Jokes Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:17 pm | |
| student and teacher forbiden sex? isang araw nag lalakad ang estudyanteng si justin teu nang makita niya ang crush niyang si ms. crespo justin teu: good morning mam ms.crespo: good morning to you too, looking good to day huh? justin teu: yes mam ms.crespo:would you like to go to my house justin? i'll teach you science cause i noticed have low grades in this subject. justin teu: oh sure mam(nag-isip si justin ng mga malisyosong bagay kay ms.crespo) nang pumunta na sila bahay ni ms.crespo pumunta sila sa kwarto ng guro. ms.crespo: so justin do you know our next lesson? justin teu: i know, i believe its the reproductive system ms.crespo: you're right justin were gonna talk about the reproductive system or the study of sex. justin teu: sex?(isip agad kantot) ms.crespo: yes justin, can you point to me where you reproductive sytem is? justin teu: uhh.... sure mam(inisip niya ngayon ang chance niya na makipag kantutan sa kanyang guro at alam niya na magugustuhan ni ms.crespo ang ari niya) linabas ni justin ang kanyang patotoy at nagulat si ms.crespo ms.crespo: oh may gad!! what are you doing justin!!!?? justin teu: ms.crespo i love u! mahal kita! alam kong msama ito pero hindi ko na maitatago ang pagmamahal ko sayo!! walang makakahinto ng pagmamahal ko sayo.. ms.crespo: no justin but.. i have a boyfriend already... justin teu: i don't care anymore pls let's just do it.. ms.crespo: okay justin... tapos sinirado ni justin ang ang ilaw tapos nag hubad silang dalawa at humiga sa kama justin teu: ms.crespo are you ready?? ms.crespo: i am, but pls let me do it first justin teu: first? ms.crespo: yes, pls turn over first and do crawling position justin teu: yes mam(nagtaka siya bakit) maya maya nang nka position na sya, may na ramdaman siyang matigas na parang papasok sa kanyang puwetan. justin teu: ARRRAAY!!!!!!!! biglang napatayo si justin at binuksan ang ilaw
nakita niya na may ari ang kanyang napakamahal na guro justin teu: anak ng p**a!!!! ms.crespo: justin, what's the matter?!? justin teu: ANO YAN!!!!! bakit ka may tite!!(gulat sa laki ng tite) ms.crespo: didn't you know girls also have a penis like structure?? justin teu: di moko maloloko niyan!!!! BAKLA ka!! BAKLA! BAKLA! ms.crespo: okay, i guess i can't hide this, pero nakita mo na ako at sabi mo mamahalin mo ko kahit anu mang yari!! justin teu: pero hindi sa BAKLA!! ms.crespo: pero mahal din kita!! akala ko isa ka lang ordinaryong estudyante pero iiba ka! gawin na natin justin, masarap din ito kahit sa puwetan justin teu: ayoko nga!! tumakbo si justin papunta sa pintuan pero napansin niya na nakalock ito ms.crespo: it's too late justin. you have seen me. don't worry this won't hurt a lot justin teu: HUWAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
YAN TULOY NA RAPE SI JUSTIN!!!! Alam niyo na, huwag magmahal kapag hindi ka sigurado- Spoiler:
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arianne
Number of posts : 82 Age : 29 Location : manila Job/hobbies : ma2log Reputation : 0 Points : 2 Registration date : 2008-10-11
| Subject: Re: Idiot Jokes Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:18 pm | |
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arianne
Number of posts : 82 Age : 29 Location : manila Job/hobbies : ma2log Reputation : 0 Points : 2 Registration date : 2008-10-11
| Subject: Re: Idiot Jokes Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:19 pm | |
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starngbayanacu
Number of posts : 401 Age : 28 Location : maynila! Job/hobbies : ewan haha Humor : anu un? Reputation : 0 Points : 0 Registration date : 2008-10-17
| Subject: Re: Idiot Jokes Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:23 pm | |
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arianne
Number of posts : 82 Age : 29 Location : manila Job/hobbies : ma2log Reputation : 0 Points : 2 Registration date : 2008-10-11
| Subject: Re: Idiot Jokes Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:26 pm | |
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arianne
Number of posts : 82 Age : 29 Location : manila Job/hobbies : ma2log Reputation : 0 Points : 2 Registration date : 2008-10-11
| Subject: Re: Idiot Jokes Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:31 pm | |
| father vs. sakristan nagpapayabangan cna father at sakristan kung ilang tsika babes na and dumaan sa kanilang mga kamay.
father: para magkaalam alam na, bukas, pagkatapos ng misa, isang pinto lang ng simbahan ang buksan mo. Tapos, pwesto tayo sa may pintuan. Lahat ng dadaang babae, kapag 'nakuha' ko na, ang sasabihin ko ay "ping". kapag 'nakuha' mo na rin, sasabihin mo ay "pung". sakristan: oks father. Hehehe... tingnan natin kung cno ang mas matulis...
the next day, after the mass, pumusisyon ang dalawa sa may simbahan. may dumaan na seksing babae.
father: ping! sakristan: pung!
lumabas tatlong hot babes..
father: ping! ping! ping! sakristan: pung! pung! pung!
halos bawat lumalabas na babae sa simbahan, sasabihin ni father "ping" at follow-up si sakristan ng "pung". Close fight ika nga. Hanggang dalawang babae na lang ang natitira sa loob ng simbahan at mataimtim na nagdadasal. Pinagpawisan ng malamig ang sakristan.
maya-maya dumaan ang dalawang babae sa pinto. father: ping! ping!
sakristan: walanghiya ka father!!! nanay at asawa ko yun!!!
winner: FATHER ... hehehe..... | |
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arianne
Number of posts : 82 Age : 29 Location : manila Job/hobbies : ma2log Reputation : 0 Points : 2 Registration date : 2008-10-11
| Subject: Re: Idiot Jokes Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:33 pm | |
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