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PostSubject: Inday Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:42 pm

Isang araw, nagulat ang amo dahil bumalik ang naglayas na si Inday.

AMO: Inday! Bumalik ka rin! Bakit?

INDAY: I care about my job, Sir. I care about you! :-)
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PostSubject: Re: Inday Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:42 pm

Amo: Mula ngayn, wlang mgssalita ng ingles. Ang sinumang magpadugo ng utAk ko at sa mga anak ko,palalayasin sa pmmahay na’to! Klaro b?

Inday:Ang mga nmutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mtaman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng akng balintataw,sa kaibuturan ng akng puso, gugunamgunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran.Tatalikdn ang matayog at palalong bnyagang wka, mnapay kkalingain,bibgkasn at sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking sangkalooban.=)
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PostSubject: Re: Inday Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:43 pm

See to it that professionalism is always upheld in the workplace. Although its due to our own personal issues and biases, One must see to it that relationships among co-workers do not cross the border of being too close for comfort. Doing so will greatly cloud objectivity and fair judgment. In general, workplace love affair though possible, is not very advisable.

- Sabi ni Inday nang bastidin ang manliligaw na hardinerong si Dodong.
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PostSubject: Re: Inday Jokes   Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:48 pm

tae ang talino
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PostSubject: Re: Inday Jokes   Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:30 pm

ganyan kaya ang yaya ko!!

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PostSubject: Re: Inday Jokes   Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:33 pm

P500 - sun plan subscription
P1800 - glutathione 30 capsules
P600 - Olay Total Effects
P1500 - Crocs flip flops
P2000 - for mama

- Binudget ni Inday ang sweldo niya..
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PostSubject: Re: Inday Jokes   Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:34 pm

Amo: Inday, paki-abot nga ‘yung ketchup…

Inday: While it can hardly be considered a health food, ketchup has been found to be a beneficial source of lycopene, an antioxidant which fights some forms of cancer. This is particularly true of the organic brands of ketchup. In fact, organic brands were found to contain three times as much lycopene as non-organic brands. Ketchup, much like marinara sauce and other cooked tomato foods, yields higher levels of lycopene per serving because cooking makes lycopene in tomatoes more bio-available.

Amo: Gaga!
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PostSubject: Re: Inday Jokes   Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:35 pm

Sa Resto:

Waiter : Ano po order nila maam?

Amo: Ung fried chicken meal na lang. Ikaw inday,ano sayo?

Inday: I would like to partake of a dish of sautéed pork and chicken,boiled in thick essence of soy and cane extracts,with copious amount of garlic, onion and laurel,sprinkled generously with fine spices and served with generous helping of root crop and a helping of rice.

Amo: Iho, paorder daw ng adobo with rice
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PostSubject: Re: Inday Jokes   Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:35 pm

It is in mistakes that we learn how to grow to be better individuals.
Ypu may judge me for what you see but it is not my mistakes that determines who i am but it is what i do to make it right.

- sabi ni inday nung nakabasag sya ng pinggan
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PostSubject: Re: Inday Jokes   Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:36 pm

1. rendezvous
2. tete-a-tete
3. renaissance
4. buoyancy
5. queue
6. squeamish
7. impenetrable
8. dachshund
9. brochure
10. brassiere

- Inday habang tinuturuan ang 8-yr old na alaga matuto sa spelling
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PostSubject: Re: Inday Jokes   Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:36 pm

Consul: Why do you wanna go to the US?
Amo: To travel to visit friends and fly the airplane.
Consul: Denied!

Consul: And you?
Inday: For life is a never-ending pursuit of material and social satisfaction that I tender my great intent of actualizing a transpacific journey to the land of milk and honey. An affable sanctuary where dreams become reality and a perfect habitat where souls like mine can reach the pedestal of freedom.
Consul: Lifetime multiple entry VISA granted!

Amo: Whaaat!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Inday Jokes   Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:36 pm

Jeepney Driver: Hoy bakit sais alng ang binayd mo?! Syete na pamasahe naguon!

Inday: I am currently enrooled in a 2-year vocational course in an academic institution. therefore, I am a student and, by this fact, I am entitled to have the inalienable right to avail of a certain discount on my jeepney fare. This is why I provided a payment less than what you expected because that is according to the law as stated in the fare matrix.

Driver: (nosebleed)
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PostSubject: Re: Inday Jokes   Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:37 pm

Overnight, inaral ng amo ni inday ang dictionary para may pangtapat na siya kay inday

Amo: so inday, tell me, how do you accept the fact that you are just a mere chaimbermaid in this extravagant mansion??

Inday:una camarera?eres tan pathetic. La unica razon que inscribi tu casa es porque nada esta sucediendo dentro de tu casa cuasi-agradable. Quisiera traer una poca clase en este hogar pero conjeturo que no puedo porque esta casa es fea.

Amo: what??!!(dumudugo na ilong)
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PostSubject: Re: Inday Jokes   Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:37 pm

Nang nakauwi si Inday matapos mamalengke, nagalit ang kanyang amo…

Amo: Inday, hindi mo ba natanggap text ko? Tinext kita sabi ko bumili ka na rin ng giniling. Selpon selpon ka pa di naman nakakareceive ng text.

Inday: It’s not that I can’t receive any messages, it’s just that I was at a place with a weak cellular signal. You see, even though longer wavelengths have the advantage of being able to diffract to a greater degree and are less reliant on line of sight to obtain a good signal, it can still attenuate significantly. And because the frequencies which cell phones use are too high to reflect off the ionosphere as shortwave radio waves do, cell phone waves cannot travel via the ionospohere.

Amo: Pa-ayono-ayonospir ka pang nalalaman. magsaing ka na nga bago dumugo na naman ilong ko.
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PostSubject: Re: Inday Jokes   Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:38 pm

Guess what? Those not-so stunning guys keeps on staring at my newly manicured nails while the copy-cat freaks envy my stylishly cut mane. Unfortunately after a great day at the spa, I have to step on this muddy and stinking place just to purchase some veggies!

- Si Inday, nakikipagchikahan sa tindera sa palengke.
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PostSubject: Re: Inday Jokes   Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:38 pm

Nanay: Day, ba’t ba ang tigas-tigas ng ulo mo?

Inday: Inay, intransigence is just normal for us juveniles.

Nanay: Day, anong nakain mo? I’m perturbed by your words.

Inday: Nay, ala namang gantihan…

– noong bata si Inday
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PostSubject: Re: Inday Jokes   Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:39 pm

How dare u t0 insinuate such intolerable act of abusing our nature from a mere scrap of humanity such as
you. If you further insist, i’ll be forced to use my mental and physical capabilities just to pulverize u!

Litanya ni inday nung may nagtapon ng balat ng kendi sa tapat ng bhay ng amo nya..
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PostSubject: Re: Inday Jokes   Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:39 pm

Boy Abunda: Inday, isang tanong. Diretsahan tayo. Baket ba mukhang ang lawak ng iyong pinag-aralan sa iba’t ibang larangan ng sining at teknolohiya? Ano ang nagsilbing inspirasyon sayo para gawin ito?

Inday: Boy, don’t you know how to count? Nevermind… to paraphrase Hayek, exclusive concentration on a specialty has a peculiarly baneful effect: it will not merely prevent us from being attractive company or good citizens but may impair our competence in our proper field.

Boy: Ahhh… [sabay kamot sa ulo]Kris: Boy, pinapahiya mo naman ang show eh. Ganito dapat. Inday, what Boy meant was what made you decide to pursue the knowledge of different academic uhh … ahh subjects?

Inday: Kris my dear, it’s either you’re not satisfied with my previous answer or simply did not understand it. I’ll just assume the latter. You see, these are all simply my abiding interests and all these tributaries flow into the same river. The thought of one’s research going into ever decreasing, derivative and infertile circles, just depresses me. Getz?

Boy and Kris: [sabay nag-nosebleed at nagtawag ng commercial break]
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PostSubject: Re: Inday Jokes   Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:42 pm

I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber. Though the downpour of rain should’ve made it easy. This exuberant emotional glue i have for you,cannot be
simply washed away. The multiplicity of what i feel for you is inevitable. This isn’t platonic. It’s real, true romance.
- INDAY, nag eemote sa may bintana, habang iniisip si dodong,ang bf nia..
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PostSubject: Re: Inday Jokes   Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:23 pm

ang
galing
ni
Inday!!!

NOSEBLEED.....



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PostSubject: Re: Inday Jokes   Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:53 pm

kaya nga paalala lng s mga babasa!!

BLEEDING MAY OCCUR ON YOUR BRILLIANT NOSE!!

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PostSubject: Re: Inday Jokes   Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:33 am

brilliant pa ha
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PostSubject: Re: Inday Jokes   Sat Nov 22, 2008 10:42 am

eh sau ba ndi brilliant ??

oo nga pla..

juk!
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PostSubject: Re: Inday Jokes   Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:36 am

w0w
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PostSubject: Re: Inday Jokes   Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:48 pm

di
ba
pang
aso
lng
ang
brilliant
nose
kc
30
times..
na
mas
matindi
ang
pang-amoy
ng
aso
sa
tao..

nakz!!
trivia..

hahe..
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