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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:54 pm

lol! lol!


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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:07 pm

anue daw?
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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Fri Nov 28, 2008 10:48 pm

haha

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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:54 am

heha
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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Sun Nov 30, 2008 5:44 pm

hahe

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PostSubject: / upakan sa date.   Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:40 am

First upakan sana sa date:

Girl:
O sige payag na akong lumabas tayo at mag sex, puntahan mo ako sa bahay
at magpaalam tayo sa tatay ko na manonood lang ng sine tapos ay bahala
ka na kung saan tayo pupunta pero tatlong oras lang ha?

Guy: O sige mga 7:00 p.m. ang dating ko. (punta sa botika at bibili ng CONDOM) Pharmacist: Ilang Condom?

Guy:
Isa...dalawa na...eh, tatlo...isang kahon na, tatlong oras na upakan
ito, Pare. Nang dumating ang lalake sa bahay ng babae:

Girl: Tuloy ka, upo ka muna at ipakikilala kita sa Daddy ko... Dad boyfriend ko po manonood po kami ng sine ngayon.

Guy: (Tahimik, nakayuko, walang imik, pinapawisan ng malapot, nakapikit ang mga mata habang nakaupo.)

Girl: O bakit ka namumutla? Guy: 'Di ko kasi alam na pharmacist pala ang Daddy mo ...
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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:47 am

Isang Araw Habang Nag Papayabangan ang Tatlong Magkakaibigan

Tasyo: Pare alam nyo yung Pinsan ko sa sobrang ganda ng Boses Kinuha Siya sa ABS-CBN para gawing News Broadcaster.

Inggo: Wala yan sa Pinsan ko mga Amigo ko, Yung Pinsan ko sa Sobrang Ganda ng Boses ini Laban kay Regine Velasquez sa Singing Contest.

Teban:
Aba ang Ganda naman pala ng boses ng mga pinsan nyo mga Igan ko! Pero
wala parin yan dun sa pinsan ko mga Pare ko. Yung Pinsan ko NGO-NGO
pero kinuha ng PLDT para gawing Telephone Operator!

Tasyo: Paano naman nangyari yon?

Inggo: Oo nga naman pare!

Teban: Oo mga pare ko, Siya yung sumasagot pag Busy yung Telepono. NGO...... NGO...... NGO.......

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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Sun Dec 07, 2008 5:47 pm

roan

nice one

hahe..



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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Sun Dec 14, 2008 11:00 am

2 madres
may dalawang madre na nagbabike gustong gusto nilang tuwing dumadaan sa humps atdahil doon naging maingay sila ng naringin ng head maid
HEAD MAID: Hoy wag nga kayong maingay kung hindi ibabalik ko ung upuan nyan
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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Sun Dec 14, 2008 11:01 am

anu un??!!


joke ba yan??
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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Sun Dec 14, 2008 11:01 am

mag-69 tayo
BABAE: Honey, mag-69 tayo. LALAKE: Ano yon? B: Ituturo ko sa yo. (nakaposition na sila e napautot ng 4x si babae). L: Ayoko na !!! Di ko na kakayanin ang 65 pang utot!!
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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Sun Dec 14, 2008 3:47 pm

cpag tlga


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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:50 am

napkin vs. condom

condom: :rambo: napkin pag nag trabaho ka 1 month akong bakante...

napkin: replied...! :voice: gagu ka pag ikaw nman pumalya 9months ako wlang benta...! :mrgreen:
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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:56 am

Vaginal wash

Girl1:mare, ano gamit mong panghugas ng pek2 mo?
Girl2:akin shampoo, para madulas!
Girl3:akin surf, para wais!
Girl4:akin Joy, para isang patak, kaya titing sangkatutak!!!

haha .. Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:59 am

In Hell

Sa impiyerno...

Satanas: Papipiliin kita ng gusto mong parusa sa yo!!! mamili ka sa tatlong kuwarto ng kaparusahan!!

Binuksan ang unang kuwarto, isang lalaki ang nakakadena habang unti unting lumulubog sa dagat ng apoy..

Boy: ayoko diyan!!!

Binuksan ang pangalawang kuwarto: isang lalaki ang nakakadena nilalatigo!!

Boy: ayoko riyan!!!

Binuksan ang pangatlong kuwarto: isang matandang lalaki nakakadena habang bini-bj ng isang magandang babae.

Boy: Diyan!!! dyan ako dapat!!!

Satanas: (kinalabit ang magandang babae) May kapalit ka na!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:01 am

Ancelmo

Isang Gabi Habang Nag La Loving-Loving ang Mag Asawa....

Wife: Ancelmooooooohhhhhhhhh............ oooohhhhhhhhhhhh Ancelmoooooooooohhhhhhh!!!

Husband: Walang Hiya ka! Sinong Ancelmo?

Wife: Gago yung CELLPHONE Mo Nasa Puwit ko Nag Ba-VIBRATE!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Green Jokes   Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:15 pm

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